By: Ryan Fisher

My god, who hasn’t wanted to do a swan dive into Scrooge’s tower o’ gold?! Seriously! The sad truth of the matter is… gold is metal, and no matter how wonderful that greedy little mallard makes it look, with that much coinage stacked on each other… well you might as well cannonball onto the asphalt. Still though… it looks like fun.

On a side note… when your friends are under the influence of strong painkillers it is best to keep the stimuli at a minimum. Not really speaking from experience here, more from a point of common sense. I can’t imagine leaving your friend high with a Power Ranger marathon can result in anything good happening…