Jesus Christ, I can’t believe that this is my second cologne article in as many days, I mean I get that they think we stink but damn.Well hot on the heels of BOOM! Studios releasing their Irredeemable scent, Marvel Comics has announced a partnership with Diesel to bring us…yes Iron Man cologne. Just in time to promote the movie. The limited edition “natural spray” will retail for $67 and is basically a repackaging of Diesel’s “Only the Brave” spray.

The obvious question that comes to mind is… what exactly does Tony Stark smell like? According to Diesel, the fragrance has been describe as “leathery” and “woody” (so Tony Stark smells like my grandpa?).  Diesel then goes on to call the spray “a voluptuous and explosive cocktail that bears witness to a man with an identity as strong as it is present, almost magnetic” (can you believe they paid someone to write that crap?). If you too wish to smell like Iron Man, you will get your chance when this rather horrifying bottle of cologne hits shelves in April.